6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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