that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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