sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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