just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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