There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Acid is not a monday night drug
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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