what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Randomize
