nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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