At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This baby is an asshole
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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