am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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