How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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