I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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