it wasn't lemon gatorade
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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