The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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