Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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