We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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