writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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