i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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