bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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