Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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