Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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