How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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