I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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