I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the day after is always just damage control
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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