I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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