I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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