If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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