My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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