uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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