i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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