I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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