hell yes lets make some ravioli
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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