I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize