I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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