In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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