i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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