I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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