my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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