I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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