It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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