Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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