Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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