If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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