8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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