You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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