he shaved USA in his pubs
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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