It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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