no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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