called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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