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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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