ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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