I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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