Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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