So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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