I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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