Fuck appropriateness.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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