my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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