so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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