Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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