Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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