super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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