And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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