Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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