So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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