This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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